Finally On-Time, Filthy Sanchez is Still Going To Be Late

Filthy Sanchez felt a pop in his shoulder in his first bullpen session since roaming the streets of Miami in search of Dominican food.

Thankfully, it's nothing more then some scar tissue that was tardy in breaking loose from his surgery. As your elementary school nurse would tell you, Mets doctors put some ice on it.

In other news Juan "Goggles" Padilla felt soreness in his surgically-repaired right elbow and won't be throwing for two weeks. The alpaca farmer's back is already tired.