One at bat in the majors since 2004. One pitch from TBPiB. One moonshot over the outstretched glove of Pee-Hands.
The only thing that could have made it any more hilarious is if Moises' knee exploded as he leaped to try and make a play.
"I use this analogy," [Peterson] said. "I ask them, 'Do you like vanilla ice cream?' 'Yeah.' 'Do you like ketchup?' 'Yeah.' 'Do you like ketchup on your vanilla ice cream?' 'Not a good mix.' "