<-- Greg Dobbs, Philadelphia Phillies 1B
Instead of telling you about John Maine's 6 innings of no-hit baseball, the Marlin defense that made me remember the 2003 Mets, and the 4-spot that the Mets tacked on the D-Train in the first inning, we're going to focus on just exactly how bad the Phillies are and how bad the situation is becoming.
Their "ace" - hold the wife-beater jokes - is 0-2 with an 8.82 ERA and has just been moved to the bullpen.
Last season's MVP has struggled at the plate and now is going to miss some time with a sprained ligament in his leg. His replacement for the time being...Greg Dobbs.
Their manager snapped...at a radio show host. (Link swiped from CSTB)
Oh, and by the way, they have the worst record in the Major Leagues at 3-10.
The team to beat is certainly getting beat.